We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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