Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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