Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just pynch a tree in the face
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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