google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
