OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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