You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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