Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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