he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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