Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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