This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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