I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
BRING THE BAGELS
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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