Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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