I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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