My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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