clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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