We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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