sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize