brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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