Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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