He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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