i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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