The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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