Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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