I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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