i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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