She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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