awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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