Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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