You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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