just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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