I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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