I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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