yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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