Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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