Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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