The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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