I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize