KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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