Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We had sex on a dog bed..
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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