Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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