You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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