He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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