i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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