my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am one with the molecules
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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