Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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