She said her name was "party"
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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