I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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