What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
