we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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