think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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