batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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