your thong is hanging out like whoa
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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