hotel room ftw
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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