do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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