I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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