I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
people are starting to question the shark bite story
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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