I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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