Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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