it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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