I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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